Licky Slippies

Licky Slippies

$42.00 CAD
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Color: Black

These aren’t just slippers — they’re wide-eyed, open-mouthed aquatic abominations clinging to your feet like you’re their weird little god... Too much?

Anyway, slide in with your socks and suddenly you’re part human, part sea creature. Half comfort. Half chaos. 100% ridiculous.

✓ Soft? Like snuggling a jellyfish.
✓ Comfy? Like walking on a cartoon cloud.
✓ Socially acceptable? Debatable.
✓ Conversation starter? Absolutely.

These are the slippers that confuse your dog, disturb your partner, and steal the show at every pajama party.

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  • “My slippers licked me back.” – A real customer, probably

  • 98% comfort, 2% emotional damage

  • Not responsible for confused pets or startled grandmas

  • Yes, they’re real. Yes, you can buy them.

If they don’t hug your feet like a desperate ex, return ’em

We want your feet to feel so loved, they question every past relationship. If you slip these on and don’t feel an instant, slightly inappropriate connection — no worries. You’ve got 14 days to ghost us.

So Soft, It’s Probably Illegal in 12 Countries

We don’t know how to explain the softness level except to say: your feet might make a weird little moan the first time you slide in. These slippers feel like a marshmallow had a baby with a cloud and gave it googly eyes.

Warning: You May Never Take These Off

They start as a joke gift. Then you wear them “just around the house.” Suddenly you're at the grocery store, in a meeting, and possibly at a wedding — in Licky Slippies.

We’ve seen it happen. We are it happening.
No Ragrets

Didn’t fall in love? No worries. You’ve got 14 days to exchange. No hoops, no hassle.

Perfect Fit

Got the wrong size? We offer size exchanges so your feet aren’t stuck in a bad relationship.

We Actually Ship Fast

Orders ship in 1–2 days with tracking. Lost in transit? We’ll reship or refund, no problem.

Real Human Help

Got questions or slipper stress? Our real human support team’s got you—fast replies, no robots.