• Slippers that look like they’d get kicked out of SeaWorld

  • The best gag gift since glitter bombs

  • 100% foot-lickin’, 0% fishy smell

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Licky Slippies

Licky Slippies

$42.00 CAD
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Color: Black

These aren’t just slippers — they’re wide-eyed, open-mouthed aquatic abominations clinging to your feet like you’re their weird little god... Too much?

Anyway, slide in with your socks and suddenly you’re part human, part sea creature. Half comfort. Half chaos. 100% ridiculous.

✓ Soft? Like snuggling a jellyfish.
✓ Comfy? Like walking on a cartoon cloud.
✓ Socially acceptable? Debatable.
✓ Conversation starter? Absolutely.

These are the slippers that confuse your dog, disturb your partner, and steal the show at every pajama party.

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Our Mission:

To make the world laugh, one slipper at a time.

Your feet deserve more than basic. Licky Slippies exist to bring joy, confuse guests, and create "what the heck?" moments on every Zoom call.

Join the foot freak revolution. We won’t judge.

BRING ON THE CHAOS

So comfy, you'll forget you're wearing a fish.

Until someone screams...

Engineered for binge sessions, snack runs, and making people say “wait, WHAT?” Pair ‘em with socks for extra tongue effect.

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Testimonials

  • Uncle Steve

    Coolest relative

    Was gonna gift them. Didn’t. Now I wear them while grilling. They scare the neighbors. I love them.

  • Tanya M.

    Sock enthusiast

    My feet look like they’re being eaten and I’ve never felt more alive. 11/10.

  • J.

    Certified Weirdo

    Bought 3 pairs. Now my feet have more personality than I do.
No Ragrets

Didn’t fall in love? No worries. You’ve got 14 days to exchange. No hoops, no hassle.

Perfect Fit

Got the wrong size? We offer size exchanges so your feet aren’t stuck in a bad relationship.

We Actually Ship Fast

Orders ship in 1–2 days with tracking. Lost in transit? We’ll reship or refund, no problem.

Real Human Help

Got questions or slipper stress? Our real human support team’s got you—fast replies, no robots.